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So, essentially, these are threads you are most likely to find on these car forums...The list:


Bentley Forum
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Bugatti Veyron Forum
- - - Anyone know where I could pick up a spare front-end?

Camaro/Firebird Forum
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forum
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Civic forum
- - -Some old dude in a Mustang tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forum
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Help! Noticing wind noise around 210MPH

Integra forum
- - - 50 extra HP with 3" exhaust?

Lancer forum
- - - How much more aerodynamic does this bodykit make my car? (pics)

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck [censored] in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Nissan Skyline forum
- - - I just got defected.

Holden Commodore forum
- - - Just got defected oh mah gaww uleh.

Nissan Silvia forum
- - - FS: Avocado green drift spec S13, slightly drift damaged.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

S2000 Forum
- - - But my hp/l was so much higher then his, ***?????

Toyota Prius forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

BMW E36 325i Forum
- - - Just raced a riced Golf, must have had 400 hp or something, it beat me!

BMW 316i forum
- - - what's the best glue for M badges?

Lancia Delta HF Integrale Forum
- - - Some burk in an E36 325i just tried to race me.

Lexus Forum
- - - Just got a new iPod! (pics)

Civic Forum
- - - Just got a new alu wing (pics)

BMW 5-series Forum
- - - I think I've just made my car uglier! (pics)

Subaru Impreza WRX STi Police Car Forum
- - - Just crashed trying to catch a Polo (pics)

Land Rover Defender Forum
- - - Improved reliability with a mahogny crankshaft, and put on new hinges made from RUST FREE STEEL! (pics)

Ferrari forum
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forum
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Subaru Legacy forum
- - - How much does an STi swap cost??

Saturn forum
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Discovery forum
*Insert 40 new threads per day, each about a totally separate problem that nobody's ever had before*

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F-16 tried to race me.

VW Phaeton forum
- - -what's the correct pronounciation again?

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forum
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forum
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forum
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forum
- - -Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Classic Wankel Engined Cars Forum
--Just got my fifth engine (pics)

Renault Megane Forum
--Got my new interior in the mail!

Rover Forum
--Where can I get my ear surgery?

Ford Sierra Forum
--Hit a brick today, wrote the car off.

Volvo 240 Forum
--Some idiot in a Sierra hit me Volvo. [censored] it, a front wing is 50 quid at the garbadge dumb!

BMW 3-series Forum
--It's stolen again!

Porsche Boxter Forum
-- Raced a cheap ricer, saw nothing but taillights, am I still cool for having a Porsche.

RX-8 Forum
-- Rich snot in a Porsche tried to race me. Rear engines can't cant corner no matter how much they cost. Snark welcome.

Supercars.net forum
- - - "I mihgt only be 11 yrs old but my dad is rich and has a CLK GTR so **** you"

VW Golf Forum
--Just did something hip! I bought an iPod! Think the girls will like me?

Bentley Arnage T Forum
--Where can I get cheap tires?

Ford GT forum:
-- Would my insurance be any cheaper if I tell them it's a South African kit car?

TVR forum:
-- Have discovered snap oversteer problem. I am typing this from the afterlife.

WRX forum:
-- How far backwards would i need to rotate my baseball cap for best performance?

Ariel Atom forums
--- I just swallowed a bug
--- Check out my new hair style (pics)
--- Considering moving to Southern California

Air Cooled 911 Forums:
--Oversteered into a tree (pics)

Smart forums:
---ForTwo fell into a pothole and got stuck, how to safely recover it?

BMW X5 Forum
--Car stuck on lawn (pics)

Nissan 350Z Forum
--Constant back ache, why?

Brabus Forum
--Car for sale, need to pay speeding ticket

Bristol forum:
--Hello, anybody here?

Toyota Prius forums:
--ran over a snail today, need emotional support.

Toyota Hilux forums:
--death to american infidels! (pics)
--how many explosive need to blow up tank?

Mercedes SLK forums:
POLL: Rimmel, Maybelline or Avon?

Cadillac Escalade forums:
--gosh darn, Eminem has done it again Yo! Great new album!

Lexus Forum
--Got in a fight with a Mercedes owner who called it a Toyota

Mercedes forum
--Idiot tries to tell me his Lexus is not a Toyota

Calibra Forum
--Got in a fight with someone who called himself 'nomix' who said I drove a Vectra

Vette Forum
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forum
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

Source: http://forums.finalgear.com/showthread.php?t=17507

I'll add mine:

Saturn S-Series forum:

What is your miles per quart?
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Oh [censored] all of those are [censored] hilarious!

Edit: sorry about the foul language. Thought I was on a Civic forum and wanted the other members to understand what I was saying
 
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Originally Posted By: tropic
Thought I was on a Civic forum and wanted the other members to understand what I was saying


Then maybe you shouldn't use big words like "hilarious"
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This post is AWESOME!!!!!!!!! I was laughing so hard halfway through it I almost couldn`t finish reading it!!!!!!!!!
 
LOL at the Ford 2.3L one. I am assuming they are talking about the 1974-1997 SOHC engine, which is my engine of choice. I will admit, they can be puzzling at times.
 
LOL!
I had a kid and his girl in a Jeep come up to me on the highway a few weeks ago at about Mach 3.2. When he reached the side of my car all of a sudden he was going the exact same speed as me and started staring at me. It was cartoonish how fast he dropped his speed. He stared for about 20 seconds then floored it again.
 
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