**** Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.
>
> The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
> "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
>
> ''And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
>
> George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and
> slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
>
> ''Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims, "how rude! You're starting
> to act like President Clinton, and the waitress storms away.
>
> Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers...........
>
> "It's pronounced 'quiche.'
>
> The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
> "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
>
> ''And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
>
> George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and
> slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
>
> ''Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims, "how rude! You're starting
> to act like President Clinton, and the waitress storms away.
>
> Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers...........
>
> "It's pronounced 'quiche.'
