Three men discover a job opening at a company. There is only one opening, and three applicants. The boss himself will be conducting the interview. Only problem is: he has no ears. He can still hear ok, but he doesn't have the external part of the ear.
First guy goes in and proceeds to introduce himself, explain his possible worth as an employee, and produce his experience.
The boss cuts him off ans states, "I don't care. I just want you to answer this one question. What's the first thing you realize when you look at my face?"
"Well, honestly, you don't have ears."
The boss asks him to send in the next guy.
Same question for the next dude.
"You don't have any ears, man!" And laughs, to boot!
GTFO! Send in the last guy!
The boss asks the last man: "What's the first thing you notice when you look at me!?"
"You wear contact lenses!" The man states.
WOW!!! the boss says. You start Monday! But let me ask you, how did you know that?
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Well, you can't wear glasses 'cuz you ain't got no #$@&in' ears!
First guy goes in and proceeds to introduce himself, explain his possible worth as an employee, and produce his experience.
The boss cuts him off ans states, "I don't care. I just want you to answer this one question. What's the first thing you realize when you look at my face?"
"Well, honestly, you don't have ears."
The boss asks him to send in the next guy.
Same question for the next dude.
"You don't have any ears, man!" And laughs, to boot!
GTFO! Send in the last guy!
The boss asks the last man: "What's the first thing you notice when you look at me!?"
"You wear contact lenses!" The man states.
WOW!!! the boss says. You start Monday! But let me ask you, how did you know that?
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Well, you can't wear glasses 'cuz you ain't got no #$@&in' ears!
