Blonde with Car Problem

[MolaKule]

CAR PROBLEM?
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."


What was she pointing to?

 

[rpn453]

It's a 710 cap, of course. You take it off to add oil.

[ October 28, 2003, 11:52 PM: Message edited by: rpn453 ]

 

[Jelly]

The oil fill cap...

 

[terryr]

Sounds like a bleached brunette, not a blond. The bleach must have affected its brain.

 

[FowVay]

That's quite odd because none of my cars have a 710. They all have a little round thing on the top with a ridge that you can place your fingers around but on all three of my vehicles the little round thingy shows a picture of a little watering can that you'd use to water your flowers with. I just pour water into the hole when I remove the little round thing and it makes my exhaust smell like petunias.

 

[drm7]

710 upside down and backwards spells 'OIL'.

 

[labman]

So who put the ($%^&)($%^)(%^ cap on upside down?

 

[springnr]

Not sure labman, but my J30 kept messin' with me last weekend. I popped the hood open and moved to the driver's side of the engine compartment checking things out and noticed the OIL cap was on upside down then a little while later when I had moved to the passenger side I looked up and the dang OIL cap was okay. A little while later I was checking out the steering an glanced up - sure enough the dang cap had turned upside down again - so I said ta heck with this slammed the hood down an went inside to watch the second half of the football bloopers program err I mean the Cowboy game.