1) You are misrepresenting a situation to suit your assertion that thicker is always better. Plus, you have seen only a tiny, miniscule fraction of the UOA Blackstone has produced, so using the term "ever" is wild speculation at best.
I'll respond to that first statement because it appears to be directed towards me personally:
I do not believe that thicker is always better. When I see high wear metals and the oil being tested is 5W-20 or 5W-30, and the silicon ingestion is low, my immediate assumption is that the viscosity is wrong for that engine. What do I base that assumption on? I base that assumption on the single most important factor impacting on how an oil interacts with an engine; its viscosity. If I'm wrong in making that assumption, then you need to tell me. We're all here to learn the correct way; you may as well start with me.