Well, mine are.
Not from being arrested mind you.
Everytime I think of the perfect crime, this fact haunts me.
Not from being arrested mind you.
Everytime I think of the perfect crime, this fact haunts me.
Are your fingerprints on file?
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Necessary to get a concealed firearm permit in AR.
Bob
Bob
Yes when I worked for Uncle Sam (Air Force)
I work at a Nuclear Power Plant so, yup they got mine on file.
Yes. We'll just say it was not my choice...
Numerous consulting contracts for school districts / proximity to kids have put my prints into more DOJ databases than I have fingers.
The lady at the livescan station knows me by name... I've gotten really good at the "roll" technique to make it go quicker.
I hear you about the "perfect crime" bit. Every time the id rears its head I get to contemplate how many keystrokes it would take to bring me up on the big screen.
The lady at the livescan station knows me by name... I've gotten really good at the "roll" technique to make it go quicker.
I hear you about the "perfect crime" bit. Every time the id rears its head I get to contemplate how many keystrokes it would take to bring me up on the big screen.
I was fingerprinted involuntarily some time ago.
Since then, I've burned my fingertips with acid, so no more prints.
Boo.
Since then, I've burned my fingertips with acid, so no more prints.
Boo.
my fingerprints and DNA are on file in the basement of the pentagon.
Originally Posted By: GROUCHO MARX
Well, mine are.
Not from being arrested mind you.
Everytime I think of the perfect crime, this fact haunts me.
"Ah, but real criminals, they wear the gloves." - Hercule Poirot (The Adventure of the Cheap Flat)
(see episode for context)
Well, mine are.
Not from being arrested mind you.
Everytime I think of the perfect crime, this fact haunts me.
"Ah, but real criminals, they wear the gloves." - Hercule Poirot (The Adventure of the Cheap Flat)
Yes, twice actually. INS fingerprinted me when I was 9 maybe 10 when I got my green card and 1.5 years ago they printed me again when I applied for citizenship.
my optical faceprint is on file
I xeroxed my butt once.
Originally Posted By: GROUCHO MARX
Well, mine are.
Not from being arrested mind you.
Everytime I think of the perfect crime, this fact haunts me.
Wouldn't the perfect crime involve not leaving any fingerprints? And if you did not your own? If it was perfect of coarse.
Well, mine are.
Not from being arrested mind you.
Everytime I think of the perfect crime, this fact haunts me.
Wouldn't the perfect crime involve not leaving any fingerprints? And if you did not your own? If it was perfect of coarse.
Kestas
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Yup - when I worked in civil service for the Dept of Navy. Though they never did a background check.
Originally Posted By: Pablo
I xeroxed my butt once.
Never managed that. Could only ever get one cheek on the scanner.
OTOH: Somewhere in the dusty archives of the army, there are a set of my prints from my mis-spent youth when I worked for a defense contractor that built some far out stuff for something called Nike Zeus.
I xeroxed my butt once.
Never managed that. Could only ever get one cheek on the scanner.
OTOH: Somewhere in the dusty archives of the army, there are a set of my prints from my mis-spent youth when I worked for a defense contractor that built some far out stuff for something called Nike Zeus.
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"Since then, I've burned my fingertips with acid, so no more prints."
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There was an episode of SUPERMAN where they said that didn't work.
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There was an episode of SUPERMAN where they said that didn't work.
Originally Posted By: Oldmoparguy1
Originally Posted By: Pablo
I xeroxed my butt once.
Never managed that. Could only ever get one cheek on the scanner.
OTOH: Somewhere in the dusty archives of the army, there are a set of my prints from my mis-spent youth when I worked for a defense contractor that built some far out stuff for something called Nike Zeus.
That reminded me. I was indeed fingerprinted for a super dooper clearance.
Originally Posted By: Pablo
I xeroxed my butt once.
Never managed that. Could only ever get one cheek on the scanner.
OTOH: Somewhere in the dusty archives of the army, there are a set of my prints from my mis-spent youth when I worked for a defense contractor that built some far out stuff for something called Nike Zeus.
That reminded me. I was indeed fingerprinted for a super dooper clearance.
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