Apple Neo - welcome to the Dark Side

Feels like half these posts are just troll bait to argue in circles about things that are either wrong or irrelevant. Sprinkled in with a little bit of “old man yells at clouds” energy. 🤷‍♂️
But you can order your Starbucks with ChatGPT now!
 
I started out on Mac - even in corporate America the company did to. Then Dell and MS for many years but owning various iPhones and iPads to this day. So a year ago I went to our service award page - picked a MB Air - two weeks in just did not want to adjust back and forth. Gave it to my son.
 
I've always been a Windows guy, primarily due to my programming career. FYI I am a lousy computer user; I can code in numerous languages, but that's about it.
Years back I bought an early iPad, just to learn. I got a Mini a year ago and it is a great traveling companion.
Chromes rule for general use, speed, low cost, etc. I love Chromebooks.

I bought an Air at Costco years ago, but took it back. Didn't even open the box. Ha!
So I decided to check out a Neo. $599; I can tell this is one high quality piece of hardware; more so for the relative cost.

Guess I hasta give this thing a fair shot. I will miss the interaction between my Pixel Phone and Lenovo Chromebook.
I will say this; the Neo is a winner. Apple hit a homer with this one.
Wish me luck. I hate computers. You have no idea how many computers we have in this house. Neither do I.
Apple does a great job. I've had ONE Apple product quit on me, a 6 year old AppleTV used daily. Every other Apple product I've owned over the past 30 years (roughy 10 laptops, 6 desktops, 5 iPads, with the kids 20ish iPhones, and 8 AppleTVs) has worked until the day I decided to retire it. At work, we replace Dell computers at 2-3x times the rate that I replace my work Macs.

My workflow is so much better on MacOS too. I use Mission Control constantly.
 
The Neo is a really nice piece of equipment. It's quality.

I love my Chromie.
If I were doing serious database development, I would use my Dell workhorse loaded with full SQL Server Development Studio and Visual Studio. It cooks but wasn't cheap.

A $300 Chromebook from Costco is the value deal for general email, Internet, etc. But don't go to Starbucks in Menlo Park down the street from Stanford U; it's fancy-pants Apple notebook or go home.
 
Things we have today as a standard thanks to Apple:

- Non-replaceable batteries that suck you in a whole ecosystem of battery banks and throw the phone when the battery dies: Check
Hey Apple and everybone else - you know what is better than the best battery bank? A %@#$@# SPARE BATTERY !!!

- Sim card trays requiring a tool to extract, forcing you to carry one on your keychain, which eventually will pierce your pocket and your nuts because it's basically a needle: Check

- Absolute refusal to adopt swappable memory cards, as it allows them to charge $200 for the next storage memory step, for hardware that costs them (or at least used to) $7 at the manufacturing level: Check

- An extension to the above: storage plans, and the continuous push of the concept that cloud storage is better than a memory card that can be swapped in seconds: Check

- A pitched battle against USB charging and any non-proprietary universal charging standard till the European Union forced them to: Check

- No more headphone jack: Check

- Airpods that can be located on a map 1000 miles away, but don't beep or chime once you're 20ft away (not even with a gradually increasing pitch so they don't damage anyone's ears if you try to locate them while they are being worn). Effectively making them into a wear & replaceable item, at a rate of about one pair per year when you have teenagers at home: Check

Misunderstand me not: I don't blame them for doing it. I blame them for proving to others that they can get away with such crap, effectively making every single choice of theirs into a standard, because their choices are the most efficiently money-milking ones.

Also I'm not an apple-hater, I used to manage about a hundred at work and when they were needed - they were needed.
Not sure if anyone else has mentioned this yet but on the non replaceable batteries. The little economy "Neo" Macbook is a new leaf, they just screw it into the chassis like any other laptop, not a glued array of iPhone batteries like the M series macs. The modern iPhones are generally easier to get a battery out of than a lot of android options, but getting the phone itself open is harder without one of their specialty tools.

I'm no apple guy but the little thing is enticing.
 
The error is mine, I put "non-replaceable battery" (which is mostly courtesy of Apple too), but was thinking "Non-swappable battery", which Apple was the first to do on a major product with the original iPod before the iPhone became a thing.
 
My daughter’s MacBook Pro developed a fuzzy line at the button of the screen shorty after the warranty ran out. Turns out it’s a known issue with a flex ribbon cable that requires pretty much a whole tear down.

Apple hardware is great
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A $300 Chromebook from Costco is the value deal for general email, Internet, etc. But don't go to Starbucks in Menlo Park down the street from Stanford U; it's fancy-pants Apple notebook or go home.
I used to carry my MacBook Pro around in a Safeway plastic shopping bag, nobody gives a hoot about what you use or carry. It is the Bay Area afterall.
 
We couldn't use Apple because Apple wanted the DOD to give them the source code of our proprietary and in some cases classified software for them to enable it to run in their OS on their machines. Our software engineers would not get any of the changes Apple made nor any source code from Apple. Ain't gonna happen.
Yes, an office doing standard office apps Apple would have been ok. But only because the commercial software companies paid the Apple extortion.
 
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