An Oil for Naughty Boys and Girls

[LongTime_Lurker]

Imagine you are Santa Claus and an oil formulator (who ran out of coal). Someone on your list has not lived up to your standards over this past year and so it’s time to shelve the gifts and give them what they really deserve! Your own custom snake oil blend.

1) What would your most diabolical holiday concoction consist of?

2) What are the intended effects on their vehicles or equipment?

** NOTE: All answers must resemble petroleum products. That means no sulfuric acid and whatnot.

 

[4WD]

Lucas - self explanatory

 

[simple_gifts]

I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let that vehicle or the personal contents thereof come to harm.​

That's what i call the Repo Code kid. Bud -1984

 

[MRC01]

I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let that vehicle or the personal contents thereof come to harm.​

That's what i call the Repo Code kid. Bud -1984

Sounds like a Hippocratic oath of engineers and mechanics.

 

[bullwinkle]

I was going to say coal oil, but no coal! I would have to vote for some kind of unrefined, used, PQIA warning Bullseye!

 

[FowVay]

I'd take a monograde SAE 30 with no ratings or applicability to anything made since George Washington crossed the Delaware river and then I'd get all of the retailers to place it right in line with all of the conventional automotive motor oils. I'd price it a few cents less so as to attract the those naughty boys and girls who didn't read their owners manual.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

 

[goingplacesanddoingstuff]

Venezuelan sour crude.

 

[Graham Piccinini]

Non-detergent SuperTech SAE30, for a 20K mile OCI. Maybe even with some SuperTech SAE30 Bar&Chain oil mixed in.

 

[LongTime_Lurker]

I was going to say coal oil, but no coal! I would have to vote for some kind of unrefined, used, PQIA warning Bullseye!

That would give them a one horse (power) open sleigh!

 

[Number_35]

How about a good GL5 diff oil, heavy on the sulphur?

 

[dumkid]

Mineral oil (like the stuff you buy at Walgreens)

 

[3783-KC1]

1:1 Honda Dw1 to Lucas. Should entail some fun.