Am I in any right situation to ask this girl out?

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Originally Posted By: simple_gifts
I would use the "pee in the car cowl" trick if she declines...



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I think I just p'd a little.
 
Even if he did ask her out and she accepted, the next thread would be "I have a date with that girl. What do I do now."
 
"Men with no jobs and no money and who live with their parents don't approach strange women!" Although, it actually seemed to work out for George...
 
Man don't even get me started. Some [censored] poured yogurt into the cowl on my car one super hot summer day. What a freaking disaster.
 
Originally Posted By: volk06
Grow a pair, ask her out. If she says no then so be it. If you dont you'll always question yourself.

Grow some confidence, call or talk to her. Email is creepy, cowardly.


+1, Send an email like that and she'll think the OP is a total chode.

You know where she works, just go there and ask to see her real quick, smile when she comes out and tell her you think she's really cool and that you'd like to hang out with her sometime. She's going to react in a few relatively predictable ways. If she likes you, she might be flattered and think you're a romantic fool and then you ask for your number. Or she might already be in a relationship, in which case you end on a high note by telling her how lucky the guy is or she'll say she doesn't date coworkers, even temp, in which case you still end on a high note with no hard feelings. See the film Office Space where Peter asks out Jennifer Annistan's waitress-character...

In any case, stop being such a wuss and writing long, contradictory posts on the internet about it. You're not that important, and more importantly SHE is NOT that important, so stop building her up, there are plenty of other women out there if she's not interested...
 
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Originally Posted By: LT4 Vette
He is a former BITOG member being a troll.

Just ignore his threads and he will eventually go away.

Who ?
 
Originally Posted By: Carnoobie
Originally Posted By: andrewg
Where do I start? You live with your mother and father still, correct? A sister of yours thinks you're a 'mooch', right? (Probably factual). You have no career and you are in your late twenties, right? And about once every two weeks or so you start a very strange thread on here asking all sorts of questions that are highly suspect, right?
NO! Do not even THINK about asking this girl out. What income or future can you offer this young lady? You have ZERO plans and you still live at home. Let me tell you something....that is a HUGE TURN OFF for a woman. You are in NO position to even THINK about a woman right now. A man should be reasonably set on a path or direction that leads to some sort of success at your age....and you are no further than a 'temp' worker? Are you going to ask her to come over and watch TV with you and your parents? Where is your mind, man? Move out....get a career going....save some cash....make a serious plan for the future....THEN maybe start looking to date some decent lady.
I don't know about you....I just don't get you. Strange, that's all I can say.
P.S. Carnoobie....a man does NOT get 'swept off his feet'. Geesh.....talk about creepy.


Ok I wont ask her out.



Exactly.

Sorry to break it to you noobie, but you have nothing to contribute to a relationship if you refuse to move out of your parents house and make your own way in the world. Like others have said NO girl worth being interested in wants a guy that lives at home with his folks and can't land a reasonable full time job.

That is just the way it is.

If it sounds harsh, well the reality is harsh.

Move out of your folks house....TOMORROW, if you must rent a room. Stop being a leech and a slouch! Immediately go down to the Canada Armed Forces Recruiting office and sign up they will still accept you at this age. You clearly need a sense of self discipline and responsibility. Nothing less will change things.

The LAST thing you should be focusing on is a girl that will never be interested in you as you are.
 
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Originally Posted By: chiks
Chode? What is a Chode?


It's a slang word with a bunch of nasty meanings. When I was a kid growing up near the barrio, "choda" was used to mean diarrhea.
 
Originally Posted By: simple_gifts
I would use the "pee in the car cowl" trick if she declines...


Nah, let the air out of one of her tires. Then when she appears from work jump out of the woods with one of these:

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Then she'll be impressed by how you handle things.

Or you could just skip to the Denver boot.
 
Too short. Not professional, don't do it.

Usually I would want to know someone a bit before asking them out.
 
You missing out a significant cultural experience. You tube Beavis and B-Head episodes. I promise you will lose 20 IQ points but this cartoon was 15 years ahead of its time. After watching "reality" television you will question why this cartoon was so polarizing.
 
Originally Posted By: chiks
Chode? What is a Chode?


I won't say the exact analogy here, but basically it means someone that is generally useless or ineffectual. You prolly can get a more graphic definition with a few Googles or at Urban whatever .com...
 
Originally Posted By: chiks
Chode? What is a Chode?

Urban dictionary to the rescue.

Just please don't post the results on BITOG like you did above.
 
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