Kestas
Staff member
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week
vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news.
Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an
emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us
and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds
are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the
island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we
pay our $5,000 Revenue Canada installment check yet?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Esther,
did we pay our American Express card yet?"
"Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.
"One last thing Esther. Did you remember to send checks for the
Visa and MasterCard this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Abe," begged Esther. "I didn't send that one, either."
Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Esther
pulls away and asks him, "What was that for?"
Abe answers, "They'll find us!"
vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news.
Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an
emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us
and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds
are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the
island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we
pay our $5,000 Revenue Canada installment check yet?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Esther,
did we pay our American Express card yet?"
"Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.
"One last thing Esther. Did you remember to send checks for the
Visa and MasterCard this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Abe," begged Esther. "I didn't send that one, either."
Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Esther
pulls away and asks him, "What was that for?"
Abe answers, "They'll find us!"
