A fishing story

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Once upon a time there was a fisherman who met the girl of his dreams. They were married and in due time, she gave birth to twin boys.

And what the fisherman and his wife noticed was every time they placed the two little boys side by side, they always looked in opposite directions, one little boy would look one way and the other little boy would look the other. So they named these two little boys “Forward” and “Away.”

Time passed, and in time, the two little boys grew up to be strong young men and both of them worked with their father catching fish.

One day, the father came home alone with tears in his eyes. He sat down at the kitchen table and told his wife their two sons would come home no longer as they had been lost at sea. He said their son “Forward” had hooked a huge Marlin and had fought with it for a solid five hours, and suddenly, the Marlin gathered its strength and literally yanked Forward off the boat, into the ocean and towed him over the horizon out of sight, never to be seen again.

“That’s horrible,” cried the wife, “that’s the worst story I’ve ever heard in all my born days.

To which her husband replied: “Wait till I tell you about the one that got “Away.”
 
Nice!!! Worst once I've ever heard; EVER!
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