Saw one in Melbourne, and probably will never see one again.
Father in Law rings up and says "Can you do me a favour?"
I say "Yep"
He says "You haven't heard what it is yet"
I say "The fact that you are asking me (he doesn't ask anyone for anything) means that I'll do it".
He says "you'll have to babysit Peter" (better half's youngest brother".
I say "OK"
He says "my other sons knocked it back" (at the babysitting part).
Turned out that they had won a winfield competition (they were newsagents), and had won a ticket for two to fly down to Melbourne GP, and be looked after by Winfield for the opening of their season.
First night was the dinner. Jack V opened that. with a later speech by Allan Moffat. Jim Read and Ed Ordinsky had their cars there along with that circle track family (sorry sprintman, but the name does escape me).
Went up to Ordinsky and his Mitsubishi rally car. Didn't want a sit, but a peek under the bonnet.
Daytimes were spent at the Winfield stand (next to New Ltd), being fed beers by scantily clad Winfield ladies.
Shook hands with Stirling Moss, and got a signature for Junior Brother in law.
seriously the only bad part was BIL's shoes (they reeked, so we put them in the corridor).
I don't think I ever want to attend another, as it would pale.
FIL just smiled when his other two sons complained that I got to go to the GP instead of them.