COWS, CONSTITUTION, AND THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

[TallPaul]

COWS - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION - They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, its worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS - The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie," in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

 

[Pablo]

I actually enjoyed the last 2 (the first one must be getting stale)

 

[labman]

Cows belong to somebody and usually have ear tags.

 

[haley10]

quote:

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Originally posted by labman:
Cows belong to somebody and usually have ear tags.

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Too simple, we could just remove an ear tag. Uncle just gives us a social security #.

Ear tags usually also have insect repellant and make the cows more comforatable.

 

[Bob Woods]

The use of inplantable microchips for tracking of animals is increasing, but how many Americans are willing to have one? Half the population whine about a national ID card.