>"I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women
> >differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus
> >thing either.
> >
> >I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
> >their heart. And, I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire
> >gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I
> >do".
> >
> >One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. Well, the passion
> >starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I
> >just want you to hold me for a while."
> >I said, "WHAT??"
> >
> >So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads. She
> >explains that I'm obviously not in tune with her emotional needs as a
> >Woman.
> >
> >I'm thinking," What was her first clue?" I finally realize that
> >nothing
is
> >going to happen that night, so I go
> >to sleep.
> >
> >The very next day we went shopping at a big department store. I
> >walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She
> >couldn't
decide
> >which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them.
> >
> > She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to
> >which I say OK. And then we go to the Jewellery Dept. where she gets
> >a set of diamond earrings. Let me tell you ...she was so excited.
> >She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but
> >I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked
> >for a tennis bracelet because she doesn't even play tennis. I think I
> >threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK.
> >
> > She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should
> > have
seen
> >her face when she said, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash
> >register I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No,
> >honey. I don't
feel
> >like buying all this stuff now."
> >
> >You should have seen her face - it went completely blank. I then
> >said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
> >And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
> >added, "You're obviously not in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
> >
> >I figure that I should be having sex again sometime during the spring
> >of 2006".
> >differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus
> >thing either.
> >
> >I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
> >their heart. And, I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire
> >gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I
> >do".
> >
> >One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. Well, the passion
> >starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I
> >just want you to hold me for a while."
> >I said, "WHAT??"
> >
> >So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads. She
> >explains that I'm obviously not in tune with her emotional needs as a
> >Woman.
> >
> >I'm thinking," What was her first clue?" I finally realize that
> >nothing
is
> >going to happen that night, so I go
> >to sleep.
> >
> >The very next day we went shopping at a big department store. I
> >walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She
> >couldn't
decide
> >which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them.
> >
> > She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to
> >which I say OK. And then we go to the Jewellery Dept. where she gets
> >a set of diamond earrings. Let me tell you ...she was so excited.
> >She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but
> >I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked
> >for a tennis bracelet because she doesn't even play tennis. I think I
> >threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK.
> >
> > She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should
> > have
seen
> >her face when she said, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash
> >register I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No,
> >honey. I don't
feel
> >like buying all this stuff now."
> >
> >You should have seen her face - it went completely blank. I then
> >said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
> >And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
> >added, "You're obviously not in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
> >
> >I figure that I should be having sex again sometime during the spring
> >of 2006".
