Little Old Ladies

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A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when
alittle old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of
almonds, which he gratefully munches up.

After approx. 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she
hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about eight
times.
At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the
almonds themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because
of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them.

"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.
Where upon the old lady Answers, "we just love the chocolate around
them."
 
I think this smilie says it all.

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