How Business gets Done...

[Doug]

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son

Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son : "I will choose my own bride".

Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

Son : "Well, in that case..."

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates

Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."

Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."

Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law."

President : "Ah, in that case....."



This is how business is done!!!

 

[medic]

I knew I missed something when I decided to try and make an honest living

 

[moribundman]

quote:

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I knew I missed something when I decided to try and make an honest living [I dont know]

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At least you can still look in the mirror.

 

[Pablo]

Glad I can do my busines in the new re-build head next to the office.....

 

[labman]

I hate to get this thread locked, but is she better looking than Theresa?