correct diagnosis

[mechtech]

Sick woman goes to Doctor.
Doctor tells husband: "Your wife is sick, but we don't know if it's AIDS or Alzheimer's".
Husband asks what he should do?
Doctor tells him to drive his wife 20 miles away, and if she finds her way home, don't have relations with her.

[ October 24, 2004, 09:10 PM: Message edited by: 59 Vetteman ]

 

[XS650]

A man is in the hospital after a trip to Africa. The phone in his room rings, he answers it and it's his Doctor calling from the nurses station.

He asks the Doctor why he's phoning instead of coming in to see him. The Doctor says, you have Aids and Ebola.

Man asks, "What can you do for me?"

Doctor replies "We are putting you on a pizza diet."

The man asks "Why."

The Doctor says "It's the only food we have that we can slide under your door."