Saw this on another automotive-related site...
A woman took her very young son to lunch. The boy was excited, and seeing a quarter on the floor, jumped down, picked it up and swallowed it. He started to choke. His mother called out for help.
A well dressed woman hurried from the other side of the dining room, grabbed the boy by his privates and twisted until he spit out the quarter. "Oh, thank you so much. Are you a paramedic?"
"No, I am a divorce attorney."
A woman took her very young son to lunch. The boy was excited, and seeing a quarter on the floor, jumped down, picked it up and swallowed it. He started to choke. His mother called out for help.
A well dressed woman hurried from the other side of the dining room, grabbed the boy by his privates and twisted until he spit out the quarter. "Oh, thank you so much. Are you a paramedic?"
"No, I am a divorce attorney."
