True Definition of some Words

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ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have.
You have character lines.


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DIVORCE: Future tense of marriage.

FABLE: A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew.

FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

PROFESSOR: Someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

VEGETARIAN: Old Indian word for bad hunter.

TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
 
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