hot chocolate and viagra (joke)

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A young doctor just out of med school was forced to admit his grandfather into a nursing home.

Upon one of his visits he decided to check his grandfather's chart and became very disturbed over what he found. Every night before bed his grandfather was given a cup of hot chocolate and a pill of Viagra.

He immediately went over to the nurse's station to inquire about his findings. The doctor went up to the head nurse and questioned her on this and asked why this was ordered.
The nurse looked up at him and smiled cheerily and said "Oh, that is standard orders here. The hot chocolate puts your grandfathher right to sleep!"

The doctor said "Yes I understand that, but what about the Viagra?" The nurse cheerily replied with a giggle "Oh that just keeps him from rolling out of bed!"
 
Another old person joke:

three old men were complaining about their problems with bodily functions. One said it was so hard to make water it took him an hour to go to the bathroom. The second one said his bowels were so bad it took him 2 hours to go to the bathroom. The third guy said, I dont know what your problem is, everymoring at 8am sharp, I make water with no problem, and at 8:30 am sharp I have a wonderful bowel movmemenet...but, unfortunately I dont wake up till 9:30....
 
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