This was back around '76. My friend Gary had a 2nd-gen Envoy Epic (often referred to as 'the Epidemic'), a '69 plus or minus a year. His mother had given it to him - it was white with a red interior, had the little base engine (1200 cc?), and a rare automatic, likely a 2-speed. The Epic and its sister car, the Vauxhall Viva, were manufactured by GM of Great Britain. I think the Canadian Chev-Olds-Cadillac dealers sold the Epic, and the Pontiac-Buick-GMC dealers sold the Viva. (Ford had a similar deal whereby their dealers sold the British-Ford Cortina in Canada.)
It looked quite a bit like the attached photo, but might have been a 2-door.
Anyway, Gary announced one day that he'd concluded that the Epic must get incredible gas mileage. I asked him if he'd calculated it, and he said no, but he'd read that jackrabbit starts and sudden braking yielded poor mileage. As the Epic was completely gutless and had terrible brakes, it did not allow its driver to engage in either of these gas-wasting habits.
He was a very bright guy, and said this only as a joke. The Epic died one Fall evening. We pulled the plugs and then had a friend crank it over - a piece of something, perhaps a chunk of valve, whizzed past our heads in the dark, and we figured a field repair was not going to happen that night.
It looked quite a bit like the attached photo, but might have been a 2-door.
Anyway, Gary announced one day that he'd concluded that the Epic must get incredible gas mileage. I asked him if he'd calculated it, and he said no, but he'd read that jackrabbit starts and sudden braking yielded poor mileage. As the Epic was completely gutless and had terrible brakes, it did not allow its driver to engage in either of these gas-wasting habits.
He was a very bright guy, and said this only as a joke. The Epic died one Fall evening. We pulled the plugs and then had a friend crank it over - a piece of something, perhaps a chunk of valve, whizzed past our heads in the dark, and we figured a field repair was not going to happen that night.