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AN ATTRACTIVE BLONDE FROM CORK, IRELAND, ARRIVED AT THE CASINO. SHE SEEMED A LITTLE INTOXICATED AND BET TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS ON A SINGLE ROLL OF THE DICE.

SHE SAID, "I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, BUT I FEEL MUCH LUCKIER WHEN I'M COMPLETELY NUDE."

WITH THAT, SHE STRIPPED DOWN, ROLLED THE DICE AND WITH AN IRISH BROGUE YELLED, "COME ON, BABY, MAMA NEEDS NEW CLOTHES!"

AS THE DICE CAME TO A STOP, SHE JUMPED UP AND DOWN AND SQUEALED... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

SHE HUGGED EACH OF THE DEALERS, PICKED UP HER WINNINGS AND HER CLOTHES AND QUICKLY PARTED.

THE DEALERS STARED AT EACH OTHER DUMBFOUNDED.

FINALLY, ONE OF THEM ASKED, "WHAT DID SHE ROLL?" THE OTHER ANSWERED, "I DON'T KNOW - I THOUGHT YOU WERE WATCHING."

MORAL OF THE STORY

NOT ALL IRISH ARE DRUNKS, NOT ALL BLONDES ARE DUMB...BUT ALL MEN...ARE MEN!
 
Good one.

I worked at a Dunkin Donuts near a college town during high school. One nice summer day it was me and another male coworker running the store. It was late in the day and the store was slow, he would ring up the orders and I would make them for him. This gorgeous blond wearing jeans and a bikini top comes in and gets a coffee. I start making the coffee, and hand it to him while he is ringing up the order. He talks to her for a minute or two and she leaves. Then he looks down at the register and realizes he never even rang her up he was so distracted.
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Originally Posted By: jeepman3071
Good one.

I worked at a Dunkin Donuts near a college town during high school. One nice summer day it was me and another male coworker running the store. It was late in the day and the store was slow, he would ring up the orders and I would make them for him. This gorgeous blond wearing jeans and a bikini top comes in and gets a coffee. I start making the coffee, and hand it to him while he is ringing up the order. He talks to her for a minute or two and she leaves. Then he looks down at the register and realizes he never even rang her up he was so distracted.
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I worked at a summer program for gifted high school kids when I was an 18 year old college student, we all stayed in a dorm at a big Midwestern U and I worked as a TA during the morning and a counselor most of the rest of the time...I got the afternoons off most days so I could have a little free time.
There was a blonde gal in the program who was just stunning, only 15 or so but looked like a college student. She was a really nice kid and many of the male counselors said they wished she was not around because she inspired such impure thoughts! I never saw her be horribly flirty with anybody, but I graded the math papers and she was pretty smart about problems she had trouble with...she would write a little note about how she the wording of the problem confused her but she did the best she could and add little hearts on the i's and exclamation points. It was very tempting to give her more credit than she deserved, but I was pretty good about grading her like everybody else.

One day we were relaxing after dinner outside the dorm and a Firebird pulled up, she jumped in, and it took off. I ran to the head counselor and told him one of the girls ran off or was abducted, and he sighed and said it was OK...her parents had agreed to the visit. Turned out that the guy in the Firebird had been a counselor at the program the year before and "things happened" between him and the gal (when she was 14). The guy got fired, but not prosecuted for some reason. I could not believe the gal's parents OKed the "visit" and could not quite look at her the same way afterwards.
I kind of think the whole setup was a bad idea, another gal of 14 or 15 who was also quite pretty had some trouble with her math and I spent a lot of time working on practice problems and concepts with her. We became quite friendly and tended to pal around at outings and free time, but I was careful to never go in her room or let her into mine without others around and the door open. When the last day of the program came around, we all wrote notes in each other's program booklets and I scribbled down that she was very sweet and I would miss her. The gal burst into tears and hung on me for quite some time...I felt bad that she was so upset and also wondered if the program heads and counselors were assuming that something had happened between us.
 
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