Ole and Sven go fishing

[TallPaul]

Ole and Sven went fishing one day in a rented boat and were catching fish like crazy. Ole said, "We better mark this spot so we can come here tomorrow and catch more fish. Sven then proceeded to mark the bottom of the boat with a large 'X.'

Ole asked him what he was doing and Sven told him: "Marking the spot so we can come back and catch more fish". "No Sven,"

Ole replied, "You big dummy, how do you know we're going to get the same boat tomorrow?"

 

[TallPaul]

Subject: Cowboy's Favorite Bible

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth!

The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.

He took the precious book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"

"Not really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover."

 

[addyguy]

 

[Fazzone]

Did you hear Ole and Lena got divorced?? After years of cooking and cleaning she had had d enough and left him for Sven. After the shock wore off, Ole found himself a nice Amish gal and they tied the knot. Well, to make a long story short, by the time the honeymoon was over, he was driving her buggy.....