Ricer Mower?

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Some cute photoshop work here.
 
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Too bad that big letter "R" isn't yellow- the same shade as those wheel-height-adjustment knobs would do nicely. Everybody knows that yellow "Type R" adds *Lots* of extra horsepower!
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And downforce! Don't forget downforce!
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Originally Posted By: simple_gifts
Where are the wing and primered add ons?


^^Yeah,come on man! Ya gotta have the Fast and Furious erector set wing to be a true ricer

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Wow
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That air intake i could use on my mower, but I would use a GM van round filter.
This reminds me to change my mowers oil.
 
First of all, It's not low enough, The rims are way too small, there is no spoiler and how about the front bumper, where is the lip that is skimming the ground? Also Where it the big shiny chrome exhaust tip?

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Speaking of R.B's My neighbors kid is having a party and we have about 40 different R.B-mobiles parked all over their lawn. (2 Acres of property).
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not sure it was this board or another but the use of the word RICER got me censored, some consider it racist. To me it simply means cannot afford the horsepower or car that has it in the first place so need to mod it up to look the part! Wind those 4 cylinders up!
 
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ricer


any person who spends more money to make their car look like it goes fast than they spend on actually making it go fast.

Usually people who try to get into the import tuning scene after watching the fast and the furious a few too many times. Not necessarily anyone who goes and buys a bodykit, because a few of those actually do decrease drag, increase cooling, etc., like veilside and stuff, just [censored] ripoffs that dont do a [censored] thing except maybe increase downforce, but if you have a FWD car, a spoiler is just gonna make you go slower. Also, if you have any idea how cars work, you'd realize that there really is no point in making a car look fast if it cant go fast, and if you dont understand how cars work, or dont care, you have no business even pretending to be a part of the tuner scene.
Billy and Bobby both have 6000 to spend on their car. Billy invests it in suspension and engine work, and Bobby buys a "sick" body kit, and some "tight" rims. So, Billy has a fast car that will surprise anyone wanting to race it, and bobby is hitching a ride back home, because his "sick" body kit blocked all air to the engine.
Can you spot the ricer?


When a moron (see: retard, [censored]) decides to take a car (foreign or domestic) and tries to make it look fast. The car will not really gain any hp or performance, but it will gain numerous stickers and yellow paint. It can be identified by one of the following:
1. The sound of a loud [censored] in a coffee can.
2. The yellow blob with a bookshelf on the trunk that is 1/4 mile behind real cars.
3. A Honda that has "performance mods" such as stickers, seat harnesses, and a fire extinguisher in full view (just in case the things catches on fire when it hits 40 mph).
4. A driver who claims his car has 100hp per liter but will not fess up to the fact that his car has a total of 43 ft/lbs of torque.

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(Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt)

A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to):

- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
- Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool
- Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself
- Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire
- Clear tail lights and corner signals
- A "performace intake"- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine)
- Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRX's and other higher performance imports are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case.

The "ricer" attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined to any one ethnic group or color, however different ethnic groups are known for certain styles.
Honda Civics with big spoilers and 4" exhaust tips are considered to be ricers.
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by ricecop04 Mar 15, 2004 share this
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Ayte, you punk kids listen up!

You foo's all know you just jealous of my sweat rig. Wit my mods, that blade turns at 227 mph. That's 12 mph over the law, cuz thats how I roll. yeah... And my wheels, they keep it tight as I rip turns at 6.3 mph.

You little punks just wish you could get the looks I get when I out stylin the lawn wit dat.

I was keepin cool all yo dissing my mower but its time to stop fo someone gets they' self hurt.
 
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