Haven't seen this sorta' thing posted for awhile. Some random snippets from various pages of the Curry Coastal Pilot on-line edition of their newspaper.
For general info AND.... these are from PUBLIC records. Only a very few copied here... the ones I thought the funniest, in my old coot opinion ye young whippersnappers.
From the crime logs found here:
http://www.currypilot.com/news/section.cfm?cid=11
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All the below are quotes from several different pages:
Police Log Published Saturday, Dec. 2, 2006
Animal complaint, 3:08 p.m.: Police received a report of a golden retriever and a Rotweiller hanging around the Exxon station. Perhaps they wanted dog biscuits?
Theft, 1:22 p.m.: Someone stole something in the 1600 block of Highway 101 North.
Hit and run, 2:36 p.m.: Someone hit a car and didn't stick around to exchange information at Chetco Avenue and Center Street.
Hit and run, 4:32 p.m.: Ditto, but this time in the 300 block of Fifth Street.
Found property, 9:15 p.m.: Where it was lost or what was lost was not reported, but it was found in the 200 block Del Norte Lane.
Sheriff's Log Published Saturday, Dec. 2, 2006
DUII, 2:25 a.m.: Thomas Munyon was given a citation for operating a motor vehicle on Lower Harbor Road while under the influence of intoxicants. He was released to a sober relative.
Police Log Published Wednesday, Nov. 29, 2006
Water problem, 7:01 a.m.: It brought new meaning to the 200 block of Marine Drive.
Fire, 1:24 p.m.: A hot time was reported in the 00100 block Laurence Lane.
Bike-skateboard complaint, 1:53 p.m.: A 14-year-old juvenile was criticized for his riding style in the 700 block of Third Street.
Bike-skateboard complaint, 7:39 p.m.: This time it was a 14-year-old in the 700 block of Chetco Avenue.
Dead Cat, 5:58 a.m.: Its ninth life was lost in the 600 block of Chetco Avenue.
Suspicious conditions, 10:19 p.m.: Something strange happened in the 600 block of Chetco Avenue.
There's more. Sure wish our lame anal-retentive uber-conservative worthless user-unfriendly propaganda-disseminating worthless elite-owned local newspaper would liven things up a bit and have at least a wee bit of fun when reporting the news.
For general info AND.... these are from PUBLIC records. Only a very few copied here... the ones I thought the funniest, in my old coot opinion ye young whippersnappers.
From the crime logs found here:
http://www.currypilot.com/news/section.cfm?cid=11
____________________________________________________
All the below are quotes from several different pages:
Police Log Published Saturday, Dec. 2, 2006
Animal complaint, 3:08 p.m.: Police received a report of a golden retriever and a Rotweiller hanging around the Exxon station. Perhaps they wanted dog biscuits?
Theft, 1:22 p.m.: Someone stole something in the 1600 block of Highway 101 North.
Hit and run, 2:36 p.m.: Someone hit a car and didn't stick around to exchange information at Chetco Avenue and Center Street.
Hit and run, 4:32 p.m.: Ditto, but this time in the 300 block of Fifth Street.
Found property, 9:15 p.m.: Where it was lost or what was lost was not reported, but it was found in the 200 block Del Norte Lane.
Sheriff's Log Published Saturday, Dec. 2, 2006
DUII, 2:25 a.m.: Thomas Munyon was given a citation for operating a motor vehicle on Lower Harbor Road while under the influence of intoxicants. He was released to a sober relative.
Police Log Published Wednesday, Nov. 29, 2006
Water problem, 7:01 a.m.: It brought new meaning to the 200 block of Marine Drive.
Fire, 1:24 p.m.: A hot time was reported in the 00100 block Laurence Lane.
Bike-skateboard complaint, 1:53 p.m.: A 14-year-old juvenile was criticized for his riding style in the 700 block of Third Street.
Bike-skateboard complaint, 7:39 p.m.: This time it was a 14-year-old in the 700 block of Chetco Avenue.
Dead Cat, 5:58 a.m.: Its ninth life was lost in the 600 block of Chetco Avenue.
Suspicious conditions, 10:19 p.m.: Something strange happened in the 600 block of Chetco Avenue.
There's more. Sure wish our lame anal-retentive uber-conservative worthless user-unfriendly propaganda-disseminating worthless elite-owned local newspaper would liven things up a bit and have at least a wee bit of fun when reporting the news.
