Women over 40

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Subject: Women turning 40 or those over 40, you must read


This is for all you women 40 years and over.... and for those
who are turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their
40's...
AND for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!..
This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes,
and he is dead on target with this message!!

Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night
to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't
sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And,
it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who
she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the
age of 40 give a **** what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match
with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They
know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her
women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her
best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over
40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she
knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your
sins to a woman over 40. They always know.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far
sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right
off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have
to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the
milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are
against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an
entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

Please share wi th your women friends over "40".
 
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