Subject: The Wizard Of OZ
The Wizard Of OZ
The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they
whirled to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and came before
the
Great Wizard.
WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:" I've come for some courage."
"NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?"
Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well........., I.......I think I need a
brain."
"DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL
OZ?"
Up stepped George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I
need
a heart."
"I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE!" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."
There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing
there,
looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally
asks,
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
"Is Dorothy here?"