Subject: Wabbits
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest
little lisp, between two missing teeth, 'Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep
widdle wabbits?' As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his
knees so that he's on her level and asks, 'Do you want a widdle white
wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that
cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?' she, in turn, blushes, rocks on
her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a
tiny quiet voice, 'I don't think my python weally gives a thit.'
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest
little lisp, between two missing teeth, 'Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep
widdle wabbits?' As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his
knees so that he's on her level and asks, 'Do you want a widdle white
wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that
cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?' she, in turn, blushes, rocks on
her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a
tiny quiet voice, 'I don't think my python weally gives a thit.'
