Why we are low on oil....

[John K]

This has been posted before but I liked it......

THE OIL SHORTAGE

A lot of folks can't understand
how we came to have
an oil shortage here in America.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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Alaska
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California
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Oklahoma
and
TEXAS
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington DC

 

[mechtech]

There are vast reserves of oil in the garages of the BITOG members, scattered thoughout the U.S..

 

[John D]

quote:

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Originally posted by mechtech:
There are vast reserves of oil in the garages of the BITOG members, scattered thoughout the U.S..

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That's probably part of the reason why the price per barrel keeps climbing. You guys are hoarding it all

. Do us all a favor and bring some back and maybe the price per barrell will drop a bit

.