- Dec 21, 2003
- Northern CA
WHY SOME CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS Joe and Mike are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Joe grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Mike whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Joe is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard. Mike's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"