Why I fired my secretary

Canberra ACT Australia
>> Why I fired My Secretary >> >> Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that >> morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and >> say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. >> She didn't even say "Good Morning", let alone any "Happy Birthday" I >> thought, >> "Well, >> that's wives for you. The children will remember. The children came down >> to breakfast and didn't say a word. >> >> When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As >> I >> walked >> into my office, my secretary, Janet said," Good Morning, Boss, Happy >> Birthday." >> I felt a little better. Someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then >> Janet >> knocked on my door and said," You know it is such a beautiful day outside >> and it >> is your >> birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." >> I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's >> go. We >> went to lunch. >> We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a >> little >> private place. >> We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. >> >> On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it is such a beautiful >> day, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess >> not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her >> apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the >> bedroom and slip into something more comfortable. "Sure," I excitedly >> replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes she came out >> carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of >> our friends. >> They were all singing Happy Birthday................. >> >> >> >> >> and there I sat on the couch........ >> >> >> >> ............naked.