Why do Chicken Coops have 2 doors?

it's so the rooster can sneak in at night and "visit"
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Originally Posted by 2004tdigls
it's so the rooster can sneak in at night and "visit"
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See, I was thinking it was so the Fox could come visit...
 
Farmer had a rooster that kept pesting the hens. So he put a bell on it so the hens could hear it coming. Well, the old rooster was pretty smart for a bird and he worked until he got the bell off of his neck. He once again could sneak up and mate with the hens.

For his efforts, he was awarded the "No Bell" prize and the Pullet Surprise!
 
Why did the chicken sit down in the middle of the road?

She wanted to lay it on the line.
 
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