Why.... (an attempt at "angry humor" a la Lewis Black and many others)

[Kira]

Why does every automotive starting booster (aka jump pack) have to come in its own, differently shaped case?

Wouldn't they be a lot cheaper if generic cases were used like computers?

 

[Jetronic]

don't the smaller ones fit in the bigger ones cases? those cases would be "universal".

 

[Audios]

Its the only thing in the world....that tastes like red and green.