When you get past 30...

[riggaz]

It's scientifically impossible to ...

a. tie something down in a trailer and not say "that's not going anywhere".

and

b. pick up a 1-litre oil bottle and not shake it.

 

[cpayne5]

c. double tap a drill/impact between loading and actually using it for the intended purpose

 

[Chris Meutsch]

Clap grill tongs together.

 

[Malo83]

Fart first thing in the morning.

 

[SuperSalad]

Not post in the wrong sub-forum

 

[CB22]

A.

 

[ZedzAmg]

Clap grill tongs together.

***** well done

 

[Kristian]

Double check the gas stove and all electrics before leaving the house.

 

[Gillsy]

***** well done

+1 I can relate!

 

[97K15004WD]

1. exhaling loudly while sitting down
2. thinking "I remember when ..."
3. no thinking about beer money and Friday night. Now electric bill, water bill, tax payments, etc.
4. which oil is the best for MY car

 

[riggaz]

Making a stupid noise when picking something up off the floor - despite there being no pain or strain in doing it

 

[Graham Piccinini]

1. exhaling loudly while sitting down
2. thinking "I remember when ..."
3. no thinking about beer money and Friday night. Now electric bill, water bill, tax payments, etc.
4. which oil is the best for MY car

Number 1 hits hard... I don't even know how I developed that... And I'm still a year away from 30... But it's a part of me now, and only now I realized how often I do it... Goodness gracious.

 

[K.Aoi]

As someone who just turned 30 recently this hits uncomfortably close to home lol...

 

[Owen Lucas]

 

[wolfox03SS]

... to somehow manage to leave cellphone, cards, ID; wallet and keys at home and still drive your wreck to the corner store for a 6 pack and cheap cigars...

Only to have to wait until roommate or parent shows up to let you in while nicotine'd to the nines and stumbling drunk.

Been there; done did it!

 

[Panos]

 

[dlundblad]

I thought this had something to do with going passed a 30w oil and into the 40’s since, ya know.

 

[measureman]

30 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm 75 you guys have a lot to look forward to if you are this bad at 30.