Any and all titles that turn into cliche~ rhetorical statements and make telling someone that they're screwed much easier.
I find most of them are for easing the conscience of the poker and not for the enlightenment and comforting of the pokee.
How to reinvent yourself for the 53rd time- reason- you have, once again, become obsolete or too expensive.
Learn to live with less - reason- it's a likely outcome of downsizing
Day Labor Can Be Fun= since that's probably all that will be available to you in the near future
Materialism is highly over rated= because you'll be asked to take a pay cut
Making Room for the Young- since you're probably becoming a benefit liability to the company