gathermewool
Site Donor 2023
My dog can’t help but put his wet freaking nose on me to get my attention, even though he should have figured out by now that he gets zero pets when he does this. I can’t stand when I’m sitting in my comfy chair and he bops me with his wet nose and then stares at me with those begging eyes of his. In the summer, while I’m in shorts, he bops me on the back of my exposed calf multiple time per day. I never reward this ridiculousness with a pet. Not once.
It’s both infuriating and a little bit hilarious. He‘s the smartest dumb dog I know. When I do pet him it’s like watching a drug addict take a hit. He gets real goofy and his eyes go weird.
It’s both infuriating and a little bit hilarious. He‘s the smartest dumb dog I know. When I do pet him it’s like watching a drug addict take a hit. He gets real goofy and his eyes go weird.