What Daddy Told the Maid

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May 19, 2003
Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give me twenty dollars?" "Certainly not," she said. "If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop." His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?" "He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'"
Originally posted by Footpounds: Easy there big fella. Nothing personal. Even Rodney Dangerfield didn't bat a thousand! [Smile]
Wasnt taking it personal, just wanted to have everyone post jokes. Dan
> A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on >a >night light, turned on the phone answering machine, covered their pet >parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. > They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived >and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. > The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. >They >don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the >bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get >the >cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. > Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house >will be empty for the night. She explains to the driver that her husband >will be out soon. "He 's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother." > > A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab." Sorry I took so >long," he says as they drive away. "Stupid ***** was hiding under the bed. >Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to >take >off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to >keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat *** >downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" > The cabdriver hit a parked car...
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