Nokia something or the other basic no-frills.
Pay 15 cents per minute with a pre-pay plan. Pay ahead and draw upon that fund.
Make one call per month to avoid a $4 monthly non-use fee.
Thus, costs 15-cents per month to have a usable cell phone at hand.
Paid-up fund does not get reduced unless calls are actually made.
Cell phone saved for emergency use only.
Ain't nobody I want to call to chat to.
View those incessently babbling away on their cell phones as inferior creatures who should not be allowed to drive nor vote and a bunch of other stuff.
What a waste of precious oxygens those babbling buffoons are.
But, that's just a cootish opinion from a hermit-like blob huddled in a shanty.
At least I don't enter the freeway at 30 mph while yapping on the cell or drive non-chalantly through the red light while..... yapping on the cell phone or be stuck behind a cell phone yapper who takes a mile to reach the 45 mph speed limit on a main thoroughfare or the yapper who continuously applies their brake for NO reason while..... yapping on their cell phone.
I truly wish all those doing that stuff will impact a tree and do the gene pool a favor. I really do.
And, to think, I don't speed. But I do drive sanely, unlike so many cell phone yappers.
KILL THEM!!!!! KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/rant mode over.
//shanty bound as much as possible to avoid the buffoons infesting this planet
///addendum rant mode over