Wal-Mart Shoppers

[10K-PCW-Jr]

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking
for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too, and I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does
she look like?"

The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 years-old, tall, with red
hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?"

To which the first old guy says, "Never mind, let's just look for yours

 

[wileyE]

An amish family's first trip to the big city. They're in the lobby of a highrise hotel. Kid say's "dad look at that" they watch as a seemingly magic closet door opens in the wall, people walk in, door closes, different people walk out. Dad see's a old hunched over lady walk in, door closes, bell rings, door open and a pretty young lady walks out. Dad grabs kid and says "go get your mom!"