Pouring oil down a slide does no compare to an engine's oil pump. The pump is Positive Displacement. The "Thick" oil would require more Hp to rotate At the same displacement.Thinner oil will be picked up and pumped around by the engine easier than heavier oil in cold weather. And yes pouring frozen oils down a slide do show which oil flow easier compared to each other. How is that a bad test?
Beakers with a DP pump would fill in the same time.