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* 1. The Pharmacist
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some
arsenic.
"Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"
"To kill my husband."
"I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!"
The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising
position. The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's
wife. He takes the photo and slowly nods.
"I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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2**. Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." The doctor says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into or what your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation."
Fred replies, "Doc, I just want to be castrated and I'm a little
embarrassed about talking about it, but I have $5,000 cash right here.
Will you do it?" The doctor says, "Well, okay, I guess I could make this
one exception. I don't understand it, but alright."
He puts Fred to sleep, does the operation and is waiting at the
bedside when Fred wakes up.
"Well, Doc, how'd it go?" Fred asks.
"It went fine, just fine. It's really not too difficult of an
operation.
As a matter of fact, $5,000 is a lot to pay for such a simple task and I
felt a little guilty about taking that much. So, while I was operating, I
also noticed that you had never been circumcised, so I went ahead and
did that, too. I think, it's really better for a man to be circumcised, and I
hope you don't mind my..."
"Circumcised!" yells Fred. "That's the word!"
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* 1. The Pharmacist
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some
arsenic.
"Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"
"To kill my husband."
"I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!"
The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising
position. The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's
wife. He takes the photo and slowly nods.
"I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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2**. Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." The doctor says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into or what your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation."
Fred replies, "Doc, I just want to be castrated and I'm a little
embarrassed about talking about it, but I have $5,000 cash right here.
Will you do it?" The doctor says, "Well, okay, I guess I could make this
one exception. I don't understand it, but alright."
He puts Fred to sleep, does the operation and is waiting at the
bedside when Fred wakes up.
"Well, Doc, how'd it go?" Fred asks.
"It went fine, just fine. It's really not too difficult of an
operation.
As a matter of fact, $5,000 is a lot to pay for such a simple task and I
felt a little guilty about taking that much. So, while I was operating, I
also noticed that you had never been circumcised, so I went ahead and
did that, too. I think, it's really better for a man to be circumcised, and I
hope you don't mind my..."
"Circumcised!" yells Fred. "That's the word!"
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