two batteries walk into a bar...

[tweeker43]

Two batteries walk up to a bar and one says "Give me a beer". The bartender looks at the battery, points his finger at him and says "Okkkkkkk, but don't you start nothing!"

 

[tdi-rick]

fair enough, but did the bar tender charge him ??

 

[michaelc80]

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Originally posted by tdi-rick: fair enough, but did the bar tender charge him ??

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I missed that. WATT did you say?

 

[tweeker43]

oh, watt a re-volt-ing turn of events. i resist your efforts to ... nevermind, i'm all out.

 

[Rick in PA]

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Originally posted by tweeker43: oh, watt a re-volt-ing turn of events. i resist your efforts to ... nevermind, i'm all out.

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Oh, I'm POSITIVE you could think of something else.

 

[tweeker43]

dammit! i mean, i set them up, and you knock them down! really, i was expecting a bunch of "worst joke ever" comments. man, i love you guys!

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

tweaker, I'm EverReady to hear more of your jokes...

 

[oilyriser]

She sells C-cells by the sea shore.

 

[Toy4x4]

Ohm I . I can't believe what I'm reading.

 

[XS650]

You guys are a bunch of Diehard punsters. Please don't take that as a negative or acidic remark. I'm not trying to be short with you. I have a lot on my plate tonight, so this will be my terminal post on this topic. Gotta get the lead out and get to work before they throw me in a cell.

 

[olddognewtrks]

SHOCKING!!!

 

[tweeker43]

the amplitude of this topic is quite impressive. i'm glad that everyone is in phase. this really gets my motor running. hopefully no one blows a fuse trying to puntificate further. (if this gets as long as the investor thread i'll be really impressed)

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

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Originally posted by tweeker43: (if this gets as long as the investor thread i'll be really impressed)

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LOL! If it winds up beng that way, this thread would just keep going and going and going...

 

[rugerman1]

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Originally posted by tweeker43: (if this gets as long as the investor thread i'll be really impressed)

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I bet you'd get a CHARGE outta' that!

 

[Doug]

were they double D's, or C's?

 

[RL]

What can I say? This truly is an Exide-ing topic to participate in!

 

[XS650]

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Originally posted by RL: What can I say? This truly is an Exide-ing topic to participate in!

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It has gotten Interstate participation. [ November 14, 2004, 08:32 PM: Message edited by: XS650 ]

 

[mechtech]

Is this topic AC, DC, or does it swing both ways?

 

[tweeker43]

well, we haven't quite run this into the ground yet...

 

[Bob Woods]

bad boys rape our young girls but violet gives willingly, get some now. eli the ice man