True Definition of some Words

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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines. [Cheers!]
 
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DIVORCE: Future tense of marriage. FABLE: A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew. FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. PROFESSOR: Someone who talks in someone else's sleep. VEGETARIAN: Old Indian word for bad hunter. TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
 
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