Toyota Safety - 10 Things you can do

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1. Have a clutch pedal installed. Even though it's an automatic.

2. Install OnStar and interface with brake system, ignition switch and Denso Heart Rate Monitor. See TSB XXX-911 for wiring diagram.

3. Remove floor mats and all carpeting on the driver side. (Optionally)remove the floorboard itself.

4. Remove passenger seat and relocate car battery in its place. Install quick release connectors. Glue No Smoking sign to dashboard.

5. Relocate passenger side airbag to under driver seat. To be used in conjunction with step (6).

6. Install ejection seat and wire it to Toyota Start/Stop ignition button. Reprogram delay from three seconds to zero(hit save).

7. Place extra pair of underwear in glove box. For use in a survivable crash.

8. Affix - Keep Back 300 Feet - plates to front and rear of vehicle.

9. Install in-car webcam system with cellular modem. Create friends list consisting of Ford, Chrysler and General Motors. Hit share.

10. Join the user group, "I want my Toyota dealer declared an enemy combatant."
 
Originally Posted By: Quattro Pete
I think this was meant for the Humor section. :)


I thought this was the humor section lol!
 
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Originally Posted By: expat
Wow Art, Check my post in General Off Topic posted the exact same time as yours!


Ha ha!
 
Forgot one:
Pry off the Toyota emblems and replace with another make.
 
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