Top 10 Reasons I Like 100°+ Days

[427Z06]

OK folks...help out with the list and I'll email them to Letterman.

10. When leaving work at the end of the day, I know the viscosity of the oil in my crankcase.

 

[Boaz]

9. Free Sauna visit... everytime I get in my car!

 

[kenw]

8. Instant fog on the shades when I get out!

 

[JavaMan]

(7) Fried Roadkill

 

[rg144]

(6) All the candy your kids left behind in the car can be sucked up with a wet vac.

 

[mechtech]

The large blisters I get on my butt from my black convertable seats eliminate the need for implants.

 

[427Z06]

4. Found a new low cost fashion hobby...Skin Branding!

 

[mechtech]

It has that 'feel sorry for yourself factor', that Celcius temps will never enjoy.
C,mon, it's over 100 out!

 

[JavaMan]

(2) My underwear gets washed while I wear them!

 

[javacontour]

(1) Hot chicks in short shorts!

 

[n8wvi]

He did one YEARS ago: Top 10 GOOD thing to come from global warming. I can only remember #1.

Hot babes, less clothes, 'nough said

Dave