Too many Talltimas on the road
- Thread starter Tomioka
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"It all starts with their core demographic of new buyers, which tends to be those with poor or no credit. Nissan will finance a moldy potato, so anybody and everybody can get into an Altima - even if they really shouldn't.
The new ones get beat to **** because the people that buy them don't give AF about them. The get repo'd, wrecked, or traded in after suffering years of abuse, and get bought by some buy-here-pay-here lot in an auction for 23 cents and a bowl of cold soup, so they can be sold to someone else that somehow gives even fewer ****s about the car.
That's when you start to see them weaving in and out of traffic at 115 MPH in a 35 zone, rear bumper and tattered paper plates flapping in the wind, tail lights held in place with tape, rattling itself to bits as ****ty mumble rap blasts out of the windows that won't roll up anymore."
"It all starts with their core demographic of new buyers, which tends to be those with poor or no credit. Nissan will finance a moldy potato, so anybody and everybody can get into an Altima - even if they really shouldn't.
The new ones get beat to **** because the people that buy them don't give AF about them. The get repo'd, wrecked, or traded in after suffering years of abuse, and get bought by some buy-here-pay-here lot in an auction for 23 cents and a bowl of cold soup, so they can be sold to someone else that somehow gives even fewer ****s about the car.
That's when you start to see them weaving in and out of traffic at 115 MPH in a 35 zone, rear bumper and tattered paper plates flapping in the wind, tail lights held in place with tape, rattling itself to bits as ****ty mumble rap blasts out of the windows that won't roll up anymore."
I always called them the YotaRolla
I always say they’re “Al Tima“ & his cousin “Max Ima”!
