> I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was > already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my > trousers and sat down. > > A voice came from the cubicle next to me: > > "Hello mate, how are you going?" > > I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I Replied "Yeah, not > too bad thanks." > > After a short pause, I heard the voice again, "So, what are you up to mate?" > > Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. > > Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo. How about > yourself?" > > > I then heard the voice for the third time ..... > > "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some 'D*ckhead' in the > loo next to me answering everything I say."