> I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was
> already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my
> trousers and sat down.
>
> A voice came from the cubicle next to me:
>
> "Hello mate, how are you going?"
>
> I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I Replied "Yeah, not
> too bad thanks."
>
> After a short pause, I heard the voice again, "So, what are you up to
mate?"
>
> Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.
>
> Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo. How about
> yourself?"
>
>
> I then heard the voice for the third time .....
>
> "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some 'D*ckhead' in the
> loo next to me answering everything I say."
> already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my
> trousers and sat down.
>
> A voice came from the cubicle next to me:
>
> "Hello mate, how are you going?"
>
> I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I Replied "Yeah, not
> too bad thanks."
>
> After a short pause, I heard the voice again, "So, what are you up to
mate?"
>
> Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.
>
> Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo. How about
> yourself?"
>
>
> I then heard the voice for the third time .....
>
> "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some 'D*ckhead' in the
> loo next to me answering everything I say."
