Things that sound terrible, but aren't

[Matt89]

I knew of a guy named "**** Close". Disconcerting at best.

Also knew a sailor whose proper rank and name was "Seaman Sack". His dad's name was Richard.

"Mouse Balls" still gets a smirk from most people.

 

[srivett]

There is a doctor from a place I used to live named "Dr. Spread" Md I think she is a gynacologist but I can't find any proof on the internet... Dr. Spread'em the gyno

http://www.city.kenora.on.ca/biz_and_eco_dev/economic_development/search_td.asp?subid=Surgeons

Cheers, Steve

 

[Shannow]

When I was in year 12, my maths teacher was Sarah Connor. (It's all in the timing).

My Grandmother's doctor was "Doctor Death" (pronounced "deeth")

 

[n8wvi]

There's a chiropractor here in Kalamazoo named Dean Bender "Dr. Bender, the chiropractor". Scary....

 

[moribundman]

I know an ophtalmologist named Dr. Sharp. That name would also work well for a surgeon. By the way, there are plenty medical doctors with the beautiful last name Payne.

 

[twb]

Probably half the men in the Rochester, NY area that have had a vasectomy, got it done by Dr. Stopp!

 

[Pablo]

Dr. Wong did my vasectomy. I knew I was in good hands.

 

[JR]

i live in mayville michigan and in vassar michigan witch is about 10 tiles west of mayville there is a ciropractor named doctor rackem.

also i thought of a funny name. never seen it before just made it up.
Pat McGrone

 

[medic]

At Erie County Medical Center in Buffalo, NY there is an orthopedic surgeon named Dr. Bone

 

[moribundman]

I know a heart surgeon named Dr. Angelmaker.

 

[Evil Ron]

Top this! In Des Moines, there is a doctor named "Hugh ****". And he's a urologist!

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

In my old town where I lived, all the women from our church went to Dr. Bush. Yep, he is a gynecologist. Not joking.

 

[ArBee]

So help me, a few years ago there was a candidate for the legislature named Richard Cocke. His campaign distributed bumper stickers proclaiming, "Vote for **** Cocke". I don't think he won.