Things that sound terrible, but aren't

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I knew of a guy named "Dick Close". Disconcerting at best. Also knew a sailor whose proper rank and name was "Seaman Sack". His dad's name was Richard. "Mouse Balls" still gets a smirk from most people.
 
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When I was in year 12, my maths teacher was Sarah Connor. (It's all in the timing). My Grandmother's doctor was "Doctor Death" (pronounced "deeth")
 
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I know an ophtalmologist named Dr. Sharp. That name would also work well for a surgeon. By the way, there are plenty medical doctors with the beautiful last name Payne.
 

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Probably half the men in the Rochester, NY area that have had a vasectomy, got it done by Dr. Stopp!
 
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So help me, a few years ago there was a candidate for the legislature named Richard Cocke. His campaign distributed bumper stickers proclaiming, "Vote for **** Cocke". I don't think he won.
 
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