Things that sound terrible, but aren't

Matt89 · Jan 25, 2005

I knew of a guy named "Dick Close". Disconcerting at best. Also knew a sailor whose proper rank and name was "Seaman Sack". His dad's name was Richard. "Mouse Balls" still gets a smirk from most people.

srivett · Jan 25, 2005

There is a doctor from a place I used to live named "Dr. Spread" Md I think she is a gynacologist but I can't find any proof on the internet... Dr. Spread'em the gyno [Smile]

http://www.city.kenora.on.ca/biz_and_eco_dev/economic_development/search_td.asp?subid=Surgeons Cheers, Steve

Shannow · Jan 25, 2005

When I was in year 12, my maths teacher was Sarah Connor. (It's all in the timing). My Grandmother's doctor was "Doctor Death" (pronounced "deeth")

n8wvi · Jan 25, 2005

There's a chiropractor here in Kalamazoo named Dean Bender "Dr. Bender, the chiropractor". Scary.... [Eek!]

moribundman · Jan 25, 2005

I know an ophtalmologist named Dr. Sharp. That name would also work well for a surgeon. By the way, there are plenty medical doctors with the beautiful last name Payne.

twb · Jan 25, 2005

Probably half the men in the Rochester, NY area that have had a vasectomy, got it done by Dr. Stopp!

Pablo · Jan 25, 2005

Dr. Wong did my vasectomy. I knew I was in good hands.

JR · Feb 13, 2005

i live in mayville michigan and in vassar michigan witch is about 10 tiles west of mayville there is a ciropractor named doctor rackem. also i thought of a funny name. never seen it before just made it up. Pat McGrone

medic · Feb 14, 2005

At Erie County Medical Center in Buffalo, NY there is an orthopedic surgeon named Dr. Bone

moribundman · Feb 14, 2005

I know a heart surgeon named Dr. Angelmaker.

Evil Ron · Feb 14, 2005

Top this! In Des Moines, there is a doctor named "Hugh ****". And he's a urologist!

ToyotaNSaturn · Feb 15, 2005

In my old town where I lived, all the women from our church went to Dr. Bush. Yep, he is a gynecologist. Not joking.

ArBee · Feb 17, 2005

So help me, a few years ago there was a candidate for the legislature named Richard Cocke. His campaign distributed bumper stickers proclaiming, "Vote for **** Cocke". I don't think he won.