DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
Athletic......................................No tits
Average looking....................Ugly
Beautiful.........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist...........................................Fat
Free spirit.....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun...........................................Annoying
New-Age............Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned..............................No BJs
Open-minded..................................Desperate
Outgoing......................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate................................Sloppy drunk
Professional.....................................*****
Voluptuous....................................Very Fat
Large frame..................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................................Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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Funny and 100% accurate!
-T
I did crap myself...I NEED to go home from work...
heyheyhey...I knew that....yew dawg yew...
Check my post under general about no mention of earl......
Where do you watch the race from?
this year we are out of the paddock suites and in the new bleachers in the turn 4~6 area, row X. as much as i love hearing (and seeing) the cars come out of the pits, it was time for some turns.
garage walk-abouts tomorrow.
wish you were there! ![[Cheers!]](/forums/graemlins/cheers.gif)
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